If you have to wield a spell and a sword, then neither is performing to expectation.
His allies call him invaluable.
“Would sir like me to punch something?”
Shovel beats paper and rock!
Stops for nothing—except donuts.
Them’s fightin’ words!
When you need to rage anonymously.
Your gryphon will be summoned following a brief safety demonstration.
He’d be a lot sneakier if he wasn’t trailing 300 yards of power cable…
We reserve the right to refuse service to any 1/1.
You’re bound to love his work!
He’s got magic, a shield, and an unwavering obsession with the color purple.
It’s always accepting of the less successful adventurers.
Keep it secret. Keep it safeguarded!
And you always thought they wore the candles just for fun.
I’m addicted to him, but I know that he’s Toxfin.
Mwahahaha! You’ll never catch him this time!
She’s watching. Always watching.
It’s like an interdimensional game of demon tag.
No longer allowed to be “it” when playing demon tag.
If it soaks too long, it becomes a reservoir hog.
This is some bad blood.
What, did you expect the Sunreavers to be coldages?
It’ll take a humble offender to defeat him.