If you have zero chill, this can help.
Not sure I’d call it a good party if everyone ends up beside themselves.
It’s been programmed to include all the bear necessities.
Stop trying to make fletch happen. It’s not going to happen.
Plenty of buzz around this card.
Beware the night of the living pets!
Infinitely preferable to mopping strikes.
It begs for scraps.
“What’s better than reaving? BOOM reaving!”
The first dimensional ripper had a point.
The second fell flat.
The THIRD one really started to take shape!
Imps don’t get mad when you set them on fire. They think it’s cozy.
It’s always darkest just before you find the light switch.
Jumbo in size! Huge in E.V.I.L.!
It’s coming from inside the deck!
Eager to please, even if it kills him.
Nobody else likes rush hour.
Arguably the cutest blessing.
Always feels refreshed after a little dirt nap.
Experience the draw of the wild!
They’re a nightmare to deal with.
Lifeweaving is all well and good until it’s time to cut the thread.
Impossible to cast without cackling evilly.
Kobolds informally refer to its effect as a deathwaggle.